MESSAGE FROM THE LOW COUNTS: "Yesterday 10/27/2016 we were abducted by Terry Quist, the weirdo stalker that thought we were the band he obsessed over called, 'The Parkway Boys'. What a nightmare, we were roughed up a little but we're OK, Terry's in jail and hopefully out of our lives for good. As crazy as it sounds, Terry hired a guy to film the abduction. We'll have the footage to share on Monday after the FBI spends the weekend looking over it."
- The Low Counts